Paris Hilton is a damn liar
Paris Hilton says her whorish image is just an act and that she would rather eat than have sex. Although all evidence points to the contrary (see her sex tape, multiple nip slips, hooking up with a different guy every night), in the latest edition of Seventeen magazine, Paris claims she doesn’t deserve her slutty reputation:
“People shouldn’t judge me and assume that’s how I am. “I get in so many fights with guys who are like, ‘In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you’re not sexual at all at home.’ “I’m like, Whatever, shut up. I don’t wanna be.’ I’d rather watch a movie or LOST, or like, eat.”
You hear that loyal readers, Paris thinks you’re all idiots. Just because someone PRETTY MUCH DRESSES UP AND ACTS LIKE A WHORE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE SHE GOES doesn’t mean they’re a whore. The Paris you don’t know about sits in front of the television on Friday nights crocheting a quilt and watching Murder She Wrote episodes she tivoed. Kinda like my past few Saturday nights (just replace “Murder She Wrote episodes” with “Murder She Wrote episode summaries I printed off of the Internet because my cable was out”– I don’t care what my friends say, that Angela Lansbury is a straight-up GILF)
WOW, does she really think she’s the “sexiest sex symbol”? Delusional slut. I used to feel bad for her and all the negative attention she gets, and then she opens her mouth and reminds me why she’s so universally hated.
I just wanna say: Woof!
But I’m weak and still would if I was given half a chance
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Whatever!! I’ve been reading up on this girl. Seems she’s got a plethora of “scandalous” videos roaming about. Smoking pot in Amsterdam (it’s legal there), having communal sex with some hag named Pat Hartman, sucking her ex’s ****, singing on a crowded stage at the Playboy mansion (thought she was a claustrophobic??), falling down wasted at parties. The list goes on and on and on and on. I have no reason to doubt any of it, as most people involved in these tapes and whatnot are only out to make a buck off her trashy name.