Paris to cash in on jailhouse epic?

Paris to make millions on prison diary?

Paris Hilton is planning to cash in on her 23 day jail sentence by keeping a jailhouse diary which she hopes to publish upon release. According to an insider with “knowledge of her business dealings,” if Paris keeps the diary believable and doesn’t exaggerate too much “she might expect to make a million dollars out of it.” In other news that makes me angry, the heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday for a pre-jail makeover. According to a friend:

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison. It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.” (Source)

Of course Paris will make millions off her three-week jail stay. Because life isn’t fair. But despite knowing this, I persevere—I fight on. Why? It’s simple, really: Law & Order marathons on TNT. One time I watched 49 hours straight. When I started having violent hallucinations followed by a loss of all bowel control, I knew that two-day ride was over.

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3 Comments on “Paris to cash in on jailhouse epic?”

  1. I wonder if she will get a little celeb justice in prison or if the people in there will kiss her ass thinking that she will remember them when she steps out of the front doors lol ya right!

    http://www.innerdrama.com

  2. Carlos

    It doesn’t matter if Paris can turn her jailhouse adventure into more fame and money. It doesn’t bother me at all because no matter what she does, she’s still going to have enormous feet. I mean, Christ on a cracker, look at those things. Plus, that cocky eye is getting worse. She should do something about it.

  3. wxy

    she’s already so freaking rich.. are u sure she’s cashing in? or she wans more publicity

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