Paris Hilton is now Muslim
May 28th, 2007
Remember when I made the joke last Wednesday that Paris Hilton has taken up so many religions that she’d probably be “wearing a burqa by Saturday.” Well she wore a makeshift burqa last Saturday. So clearly I have some kind of supernatural power that allows me to see into the future. This newfound power should make the upcoming WNBA season even more exciting–if that’s even possible. $100 on the L.A. Sparks!
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