Paris Hilton is a spiritual warrior
May 23rd, 2007
Paris Hilton was seen shopping at the Buddhist store Bodhi Tree in Hollywood yesterday. This comes a day after she was photographed carrying the Bible around. At this rate Paris will probably be sporting a yarmulke by this Thursday and a burqa by Saturday. Next Monday she’ll be banging down my door bugging me about the religion I founded back in the mid-90s. I call it EXTREME FAITH. It involves fast cars and faster women. And occasionally living my life a quarter mile at a time. And paycheck to paycheck.
NOTE: Vin Diesel totally ripped me off
NOTE II: Here’s the book Paris is carrying in the above pic. Buy yours today!
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Notice she’s got a smaller purse today.
She must have been told that yesterday, everyone was asking WHY she didn’t put the books in her big ‘ol purse?!?!!! What a POSER!!!
I don’t know what is funnier, Paris pretending to know how to read or Paris pretending to read three books within a week.
Poor Paris. I’m sure she barely has the strength to get her hair and nails done, not to mention coordinate outfit, purse and shoes.
Ughhh keep her away from those damned 3Ho ‘Sikh’ nutcases. Bad enough we *almost* had a Sikhi britney…