Paris Hilton still in love with herself
The more I read about this bitch, the more I hate her. The latest Paris news comes from today’s New York Daily News:
Don’t worry, Paris, your reflection is still there. The “so hot” heiress (her words) touched up her makeup more than 20 times at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Sugar in L.A. last week. When she wasn’t mugging for the paparazzi, our spies say Hilton was in the bathroom taking pictures of herself.
O.K. I’m convinced, Paris Hilton is a freaking robot. It’s not humanly possible to act that vain. Seriously, I just went into my bathroom and tried but I passed out after the second picture. Some rogue Japanese scientist must have created her and set her loose on America because he’s still pissed about the whole atomic bomb thing. With that established, here’s the plan I’ve created:
Step 1: Kidnap Paris Hilton
Step 2: Hold her underwater for like 10 minutes to short her circuits out
Step 3: Rejoice
And hey, if it turns out she’s not a robot, ten minutes is enough to drown her. Either way we’re covered.
You passed out after only two pics because you were taking pictures of your face. Whereas Paris was taking pictures of her ass. Have you seen her ass lately? It is nothing short of magnificent.
C’mon, she gets photographed half a billion times a day.
How come do we get the same as thursday?
Because the pics match the story
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
Touching up her make-up wont fix the fact that shes ugly and has a wonky eye.
What’s with the poofy lips? She have collagen injections?
Wouldn’t any pic of Hilton be good enough to illustrate a narcissic fembot?
I know, I just fucked up my previous point. Thing is, I got as much memory as a goldfish, so you would have chosen pics, say, from two weeks ago, I’d have thought they were straight from the oven.
Seriously you guys are all pathetic! you must have absolutly nothing better to do in your life if all you do is go around talking shit on Paris. You act like you personally know her and can go around saying things. I mean to me it just really seems like you talk shit on her because you hate yourself for loving her so much that’s why you’re revolving your world on her!! All you’re doing is making her more famous than she already is so GOOD JOB!!