Old Paris is back

Paris Hilton getting high

Horrible lies are being spread about Paris Hilton, horrible horrible lies. From the New York Post:

The newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy’s the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. “She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,” one clubgoer told us. At least she wasn’t driving. Hilton’s camp didn’t get back to us. (Source)

And here’s what Paris told Ryan Seacrest during a jailhouse interview:

“I think there’s a lot of bad people that I was around, and I don’t want to surround myself with those types of people anymore.” (Source)

And of course here’s what Paris told Larry King during their much-hyped interview:

Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Paris Hilton: No
Larry: Taken drugs?
Paris: No
Larry: Never taken drugs?
Paris: Uh-Uh
(Source)

In conclusion, the editors at the New York Post are a bunch of god damn liars. What kind of day and age are we living in where we can’t trust the word of an innocent doe-eyed socialite angel? She’s just trying to leave a mark on this rough and tumble world … after close inspection of their penises, 13% of males in the greater Los Angeles area can attest to that.

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8 Comments on “Old Paris is back”

  1. TheExpatriot

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

  2. Celebutard Hater

    Countdown for next DUI/Stupid coke-fueled whorish mishap in 10, 9, 8…

  3. matt lechinksi

    hate to defend her but “taking drugs” isnt’t the same as smoking a joint in any modern day culturally savvy group in the US party scene.

  4. AC

    I agree, smoking pot doesn’t count, in my book. But if i were caught smoking it in a public place, i’d get in trouble for it, where she doesn’t. But yeah… it doesn’t count.

  5. chuckster

    BS….Pot is an illegal drug,got that? ILLEGAL IS THE KEY WORD….DUH!!!
    She lied to Larry King.

    WTF up!

  6. Dave

    Look ,if you people liking doing pot, fine. I don’t have a personal issue with it. However, it is illegal and by all definitions of the word “drug” is a drug. Don’t fool yourself. An addiction is a sign that you are a weak person, be it smoking, drinking, pot, heroin, or whatever. Almost all regular pot smokers are addicted, even though almost all of them think they aren’t. If you can’t quit for three months, starting today, you’re addicted.

  7. Sheila

    THANK YOU DR. DAVE

  8. JakesGotABigOne

    AC, guess what? Your book doesn’t count.

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