Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett? WTF?
March 29th, 2007
Josh Hartnett is probably banging Penelope Cruz. The two were spotted at the Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles acting like a couple of high-schoolers. A source told the New York Daily News:
“They were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing.” (Source)
Just because Josh and Penelope were all “touchy-feely” doesn’t mean they’re a couple. My fourth grade teacher used to get all “touchy-feely” with me and I definitely didn’t consider her to be my girlfriend. And the jury didn’t either, using terms like “predator” and “child-rapist.” I swear, juries can be so dramatic sometimes!
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If they do happen to procreate, their children will be somewhat squinty eyed.