Pink’s dog can’t swim

Pink (aka Alecia Moore) is mourning the loss of her bulldog, Elvis, after he drowned in her backyard pool. Given to her by friend Lisa Marie Presley, Pink had described the dog as being “like a child” to her. From Splash News:
“Pink went to run an errand and left Elvis in the backyard of her L.A. mansion,” said a source. “An hour later she returned and found him floating in her swimming pool. She tried to see if he could be resuscitated, but there was no luck. She was devastated.”
Pink’s publicist Michele Schweitzer said, “He’d been in the water many times before. Elvis was a member of the family and will be missed by all.”
What the fuck? I feel for Pink but what kind of stupid dog drowns in a backyard swimming pool–especially one that’s “been in the water many times before?” My dog lost its front two legs in an accident down by the old mill and it can still beat me in a 50-meter freestyle (beyond that my endurance just dominates the little fucker). The only dogs that should be drowning are the ones I send across the swollen river to retrieve the carcass of that bald eagle I just threw a rock at.

i just saw a special on bulldogs the other day on animal planet.. they are a breed of dog that CANNOT swim…if they get in deep enough to tred, they sink and drown..
wish someone wouldve told her that bulldogs cant swim.
Dogs that swim can drown. Lost one of my Wheatens in August. They are just like children DO NOT leave them unattended by a swimming pool, no matter how many times or how long they’ve been swimming. It’s a hard lesson to learn. Prayers to Pink.
OOOOOO, smoker doggy breath.
Why would she think the dog could swim? She owns the one dog that’s shaped like a turd.
Stupid Pink.
Si acá hay alguien estúpido es la gente. Ustedes.
Qué clase de imbécil juzga a alguien de duelo por una muerte de un ser adorado por su dueño?
Me parece ridículo que hablen de lo que no tendrían.
Pink, estoy con vos.