Quickies
Shauna Sand outside Villa Lounge in West Hollywood (10/13)
+ Jessica Alba is already pushing her daughter into show business [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ What the hell is Scary Spice wearing? [Dlisted]
+ Big boobs for McCain [College Humor]
+ Audrina appears on Ellen in a bikini. WTF? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Naomi Campbell Topless Pictures are from the Future [Egotastic!]
+ Danielle Lloyd goes topless in Nuts [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly]
+ Dennis Leary calls autistic kids dumbasses [The Blemish]
+ Anne Hathaway’s ex says her lavish lifestyle was to blame for his crimes [Cele|bitchy]
+ Nonpartisan nipples [CityRag]
+ Celebs gather to see Dubya humiliated in W [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Elizabeth Banks has a helluva O-Face [Pajiba]
+ Eva Mendes in a dress vs. Eva Mendes in a bra [Derek Hail]
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. WHERE’S HER GLASS SHOES?!?!?!
You can tell her nipple is messed up through the dress - WEAR A BRA!
Isn’t there an Island somewhere………..
We need to put Shauna, Spencer, Heide, Phoebe Price, Jesse Methcalf, all those worthless bitches from The Hills, and that guy from CSI Gary whatever……….
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’d bang the crap out of this chick…while wearing four condoms and covered in delousing powder.
Long Dong, my friend, I still don’t think that will be enough. I’ll be sure to send my best wishes though.