Quickies
Mischa Barton eating lunch at Joan’s on Third in L.A. (11/2)
+ Shauna Sand doing what she does best in Hollywood — looking like a whore [Bastardly]
+ Jessica Alba even looks hot in granny panties [College Humor]
+ Keanu Reeves cleared of beating up a paparazzo [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Paris Hilton wearing her magic push-up bra again [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Claims Another Victim [Egotastic!]
+ Britney’s costume was lame this year [Just Jared]
+ Katie Price takes her funbags shopping [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Megan Fox looking rather hot in the Czech version of Esquire [Popoholic]
+ Eliza Dushku wins the Halloween sexiness award [The Blemish]
+ Alanis Morrissette was statutory raped [Cele|bitchy]
+ Ryan Reynolds ran a marathon [Dlisted]
+ Snoop photographed trying to pull some ass [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Britney’s new album cover is WAYYYYYY photoshopped [CityRag]
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