Quickies

Jessica Simpson leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (9/30)
+ Jennifer Aniston had lipo [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Hasselbeck vs. Walters . . . FIGHT! [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Biel topless? Sure! [College Humor]
+ Kim Kardashian is not pleased that she was booted off DWTS [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Now with Side Boob! [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Biel Rides Justin Timberlake [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Anne Hathaway likes anal? [Bastardly]
+ Celebrity moose knuckles [CityRag]
+ Oprah’s mom refuses to pay $155k bill to high end fashion boutique [Cele|bitchy]
+ Beyonce misses her album deadline, pisses off label [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Reason #2,456 Freedom Should Be Denied To Certain Americans [Pajiba]
+ Vanessa Hudgens caught lip-syncing [The Blemish]
+ Ingrid Grudke’s ass is a work of art [Derek Hail]

Chestica looks like she just tooted and pooed a little…