Ralph Fiennes gets around
March 8th, 2007
Damn, Ralph Fiennes has a bottomless sexual appetite. Just a few weeks after he banged a Qantas stewardess in the bathroom mid-flight, Fiennes “disturbed guests” with his behavior at a hotel pool in Belgium. From the New York Daily News:
The actor frolicked naked in the pool with four women at the Hotel Tuilerieen in Bruges, where he’s doing a movie with Colin Farrell. (Source)
Wow, Ralph’s pool antics remind me a lot of my post-senior prom party. A cheap bottle of champagne, my ear to the wall listening to the cool kids get drunk, followed up by a furious session of masturbating to scrambled porn because I was too cheap to pay the $9.95 fee–yep, pretty much the same thing.
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Ralph Fiennes should get it while he can. His star won’t be shining forever.
Note to Mr Fiennes: Maybe you should have a talk with Tom Brady?
How long until rehab?
Sounds like someone is overcompensating. How long before the first story about Fiennes giving a gentleman a happy ending in a bath house?