Rehab might be around the corner!

Britney Spears checks into rehab

The day after collapsing at the New Year’s Eve party she hosted at Pure in Las Vegas, Britney Spears checked into Sanctuary, a relaxation spa in Arizona. An anonymous source states the obvious:

“With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious.”

“A little more serious” as in rehab. According to Life & Style Weekly, Britney’s parents are urging their daughter to seek therapy:

“It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral,” an “insider” told the mag. “It’s so sad.”

Uhh, I think Britney needs a little something stronger than rehab, like maybe a lobotomy. Someone should tie her down and cut out the part of her brain that controls decision making and just replace it with a bag of sand or marbles. Sure she wouldn’t be able to do basic tasks like bathe herself or turn a door knob, but hey, that’s the tradeoff we have to make.

Read more about: Britney Spears, Celebrity Gossip

3 Comments on “Rehab might be around the corner!”

  1. The other Nick on here

    she looks like the sad clown…
    pathetic…

  2. Carlos

    This can’t be Britney Spears. I think some silly goose dug up Ruth Buzzy and snapped a picture of her corpse in a car.

  3. Kristi

    This is her expression when she realizes that she remembered to wear underwear.

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