Ryan Phillipe has it his way
March 16th, 2007
According to the New York Daily News, Ryan Phillipe is a dick:
Ryan Phillippe did the only rational thing after becoming angry at a group of paparazzi that followed him to a Burger King in Santa Monica: he threw his Whopper at them. Hope they were hungry. (Source)
No big deal, I throw Whoppers at people all the time. Usually at homeless guys and people at bus stops. It’s so funny when the Whopper shatters and then they start screaming and yelling about their cuts and burns. Oh did I say “Whopper”–I meant “Molotov cocktail.” Old school, yet effective.
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Is little Ry-Ry bent out of shape because his hot ex-wife is doing better than him?
While the Molotov cocktail is great to throw at the unsuspecting, I’ve always got a kick out of throwing a flaming bag of doogie doo at the average pedestrian.
I’m young and impressionable, so I’m totally going to copy this guy…by taping a chalkboard eraser to MY head!
What’s the big deal? It’s not as if the whopper had cheese or anything. If it did, then he should be sent to Rykers Island and given underwear with holes cut out of the back.
Damn it Ryan, there are kids starving in Africa and I’m sure they would enjoy a whopper with cheese.
mmm! Whooper!
WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER ASSHOLE! REESE HONEY, YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT THIS DICKHEAD. WHAT IN GOD’S NAME DID YOU SEE IN HIM FROM THE GET GO? I HOPE YOU GET AIDS YOU ASSHOLE RYAN!
Fuck Reese, Ryan is so much hotter and that ho is so skinny now. He could do better, plus he’s a better parent. Good riddance to Reese, know Ryan can do his own thing. Team ryan all the way