Saved by cigarettes
April 26th, 2007
Joel Madden (ex-boyfriend of Hilary Duff; current boyfriend of Nicole Richie) told the recent issue of Blender magazine that if it wasn’t for cigarettes “I would be doing heroin, probably on a daily basis.” Just to clarify, Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie and not under the influence of mind-altering drugs. Wow. Isn’t there a law against that? Like shouldn’t he lose the rights to his penis for six months? “I’m horny Joel, let’s go back to your place.” “Nah I can’t, my penis was suspended last month by that judge in Texas.”
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Joel Madden, bad boy rocker.
That explains why Hilary has been acting somewhat strange as of late, she’s addicted to horse. Oh no wait, she just looks like one.