Scientologists are totally normal
Yep, batshit insane, just like the headline says. From Ben Widdicombe of the New York Daily News:
Suri Cruise is not even 1 year old, but the young diva has a hair appointment every single week, says an insider, “She is always naked and no one’s allowed to talk around the baby.”(Source)
I forget, is it nature or nurture that’s the bigger factor in causing insanity? Either way Suri is screwed. She’ll be wearing a lampshade and proclaiming herself King of England by her seventh birthday. By ten Suri will be so far over the edge she’ll start worshipping Xenu:
“the alien ruler of the ‘Galactic Confederacy’ who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. The alien souls continue to do this today, causing a variety of physical ill-effects in modern-day humans.” (Source)
I’m just kidding, no one’s that crazy!
Now the cult is trying to recruit Forest Whitaker. Off subject, but how do I log-in? I think Full Bladder is trying to sweat me about not showing my gravatar when I post lol.
From the looks of Queen Suri’s hair in the above pic. Tom and Katie (TomKat) are being ripped off.
They need to find a new hair-do artist or get a grip on life and stop spending their money so frivolously.
@Speak - I was questioning your loyalty to all that is Celebslam but I am sensing you are a true believer.
To make your Gravatar avatar appear here, you have to download Firefox http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ and then re-download Gravatar http://site.gravatar.com/ once you have Firefox set. You don’t have to use Firefox as your default browser, just keep it on your computer.
At least that is what I have to do to keep an avatar on Celebslam. If anyone knows an easier way to do it, be my guest to explain it.
My last comment said, “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
I believe it was because I put two links in one post. I’ll re-post it with only one link.
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@Speak - I was questioning your loyalty to all that is Celebslam but I am sensing you are a true believer.
To make your Gravatar avatar appear here, you have to download Firefox http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ and then re-download Gravatar once you have Firefox set. You don’t have to use Firefox as your default browser, just keep it on your computer.
At least that is what I have to do to keep an avatar on Celebslam. If anyone knows an easier way to do it, be my guest to explain it.
Thanks Full. I hope there is an easier way because I registered over at the celebslam forums and was able to post a picture there, but it does not work on here (the comments).
There’s a Celebslam forum? Where?
I’m trying to find a better way to displays avatars. I haven’t forgot about you Full Bladder.
Forums are at http://www.celebslam.com/forums link is also on the nav bar
Thanks Nick. I found the forum. I registered. I have an avatar up and I even threw down a post in your honor.