Snoop Dog just wants to defend us
Rapper Snoop Dog was recently apprehended at John Wayne Airport after he tried to pass through airport security with a truncheon in his bag. Orange County Sheriffs’ deputies were called to the scene and detained–but did not arrest–the rapper. It is not known if he will face criminal charges. Airport security is supposed to keep us safe, right? I can understand them taking my jug of Astroglide but not Snoop’s truncheon. Tell me you’d try to hijack an airplane with Snoop Dog sitting next to you holding a huge metal stick. Hell no. Maybe if he was just carrying some nunchucks you’d give it a go but definitely not with him wielding a truncheon.
Imagine if Snoop was on one of those 9/11 flights. I guarantee you within 10 minutes of the hijacking, all the terrorists would be high cracking jokes with the pilots. 72 virgins, a goat, and Allah walk into a bar…
This line right here, “72 virgins, a goat, and Allah walk into a bar…”, got me to laughing!