Sometimes the stories write themselves

Sometimes my job is really easy. From today’s New York Daily News:

Star Jones ordered one of everything on the menu at Philippe on E. 60th St., but only picked. She did, however, recommend the crispy beef to fellow diners. (Source)

Note to Star Jones: “picking” at your food is usually a healthy strategy–unless the food you’re picking at spans across 40 plates. Why not just stop with the charade and eat seven entire entrees?

BONUS SCENE RECREATION:

Star Jones: “Hi, for an appetizer I’d like the left side of the menu and for an entree go ahead and bring me the right side.”

Waiter [looking over at another waiter]: “Ha! I told you she’d do it, you owe me 10 bucks.”

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