Steve O really had to piss
Steve-O was thrown out of Mokai in South Beach over Super Bowl weekend after he took a piss on the bar. According to witnesses, the former Jackass star was at the club for about an hour when he “he walked up to the bar, opened up, aimed and peed.” The witness continues:
“Right on the bar. Everyone was so disgusted and grossed out.” Security grabbed him and dragged him out with his pants still undone. Safe and dry on the other side of the club were Tom Brady, Maria Menounos, John Legend and Reggie Miller.
What’s messed up about this story is I don’t think Steve-O had that much to drink before he pissed everywhere. It takes a lot more than an hour of drinking to get him drunk. Nine out of ten bartenders agree that every seven hours of drinking for Steve-O equals one hour for us normal people. It’s kinda like dog years, except with way more liver damage.
Bonus story about the author: The weirdest place I’ve pissed is the corner of a Mexican jail cell. Top that.
Pics of Steve-O doing his best R Kelly impersonation at last year’s Oscars after the jump…
Check out the bruises on his chest. What an idiot
What a douche. He’s lashing out because he’s a faggot, in my oh most humble opinion.
YOU Mother FUCKERS steve-os fucking hilarius BEhahah, you butt ticklers are just jealuse haha YEAH DUDe