Still ugly, Cameron Diaz is now a stalker

Cameron Diaz is already playing the role of the jealous crazy ex-girlfriend. Diaz saw ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake “chatting up” uber-hottie Jessica Biel during a Golden Globes afterparty. According to the New York Post:
Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the “Illusionist” star.
So Cameron Diaz is basically stalking Justin Timberlake now. And good luck trying to win his ass back if he’s “chatting up” Jessica Biel. If these two chicks were cars, Jessica Biel would be a new Ferrari and Cameron Diaz would be a…ummm…baseball bat to the knee with a bad complexion. Wait, is that even a car? Either way, that analogy works for me.


cameron might not be the most beautiful star, but she has such a cute personality. obviously jessica biel is extremely hot and i don’t blame justin, but i still love cameron…though, seriously, remember how hot she was in ‘the mask’?? she doesn’t even look like the same chic anymore.
Cute? I think Cameron is immature for a 32-year-old, but that’s me.
Does anyone remember that movie with Goldie Hawn and some other old star……”Death Becomes Her” was the name. Camerons face looks like it is going to melt, maybe she was sculpted by some crazy x-husband like in that movie, maybe she is really older than 32. No wonder Justin gave her the boot.
Justin is the man. If there are any truth to the Scarlett Johansson rumors, I see why he thinks he can go after someone like Jessica too.
Holy Christian deity… what the hell happened to her face?
Maybe it was a gradual change, I haven’t exactly been following along with recent pictures, but… oh man, it haunts the mind.
Death Becomes Her
Meryl Streep & Goldie Hawn.
I was in a Starbucks when in strolled Miz Diaz.
One of the counter girls says “Hey, that’s Cameron Diaz!”
As CD gets to the counter, the other girl says “Nah, can’t be. Cameron Diaz is pretty. She ain’t.”
CD stomped out in a huff.
Getting called ugly can do that to ya.
I’ve always thought Diaz looks like the Joker.
Anyway, her career is over. She’s not aging well. And a 32-going-on-45 year old looking woman following around a 25 year old ex-bf like a 17 year old obsessive at the after show parties screams crazy. Don’t expect to see much of her in the future.
Besides, she has dead eyes. She looks like a Zombie Joker with decomposing skin to match.
Pores anyone?
p.s. celebrities need to learn that if you’re going to smoke and let your lipstick bleed up towards your nostrils, that in today’s high res photos, paparazzi pics aren’t photoshopped to death and *nothing* is hidden.
She used to be a beautiful woman; she’s not even recognizable anymore. Bad hair color, bad makeup, really awful dress… doesn’t she have a handler or something to tell her she looks like crap before making an ass of herself in public? Man, and that skin!
That’s kind of depressing.
Personally, everytime I see a pic. of Diaz with her new hair, “Cruella Deville” from 101 Dalmations starts playing in my head….
What’s with the clown make up? No self respecting drag queen would wear that shade of lipstick- well at least not to an awards show, anyway. I hear she’s playing a rodeo clown in her next movie.
That’s what too much booze, cigarettes and sun in your youth will do to ya!