SUMMER IS HERE, PART 18

Silly: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/nothing-surprises-me-anymore-about-this-family/#comment-1311491" title="View the entire comment by Silly">They run lab tests before all types
Jimmy Fedoosha: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/nothing-surprises-me-anymore-about-this-family/#comment-1311481" title="View the entire comment by Jimmy Fedoosha">What a f*cked-up family, but Jamie still
Jimmy Fedoosha: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/shauna-sand-skank-boots/#comment-1311471" title="View the entire comment by Jimmy Fedoosha">I thought that was an "age-progression" picture
Gianna: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/friday-caption-contest-111/#comment-1311461" title="View the entire comment by Gianna">Mmm.. Smells like pre-teen spirit.
UgliestGuy: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/nothing-surprises-me-anymore-about-this-family/#comment-1311451" title="View the entire comment by UgliestGuy">*cue naked first cousin looks very attractive*
Anthea: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/benji-madden-money/#comment-1311441" title="View the entire comment by Anthea">He is so much better without her

June 22nd, 2007

Beyonce bikini pics

I actually have a newsworthy story to go along with the latest set of bikini candids. From today’s New York Daily News:

Matthew Knowles has fired Beyoncé’s longtime 400-pound bodyguard, “Shortie.” Papa Knowles thinks his daughter should be protected by a younger and more buff sentry, sources told the newsletter Atlanta Gossip. Word is Knowles did right by Shortie - paying out the remainder of his $500,000-plus contract and a $100,000 bonus. (Source)

What a coincidence! In high school I was voted Most Likely to be Younger and More Buff.