Reminder: Paris Hilton is 31

Paris Hilton is an idiot

Hey, remember when Paris Hilton turned 31 last month? Because apparently she doesn’t. That’s Paris acting like a drunk 15-year-old at her boyfriend DJ Afrojack’s show in Miami yesterday. Isn’t it charming how Paris hasn’t lost her youthful exuberance over the years, despite all the criticism…

Paris Hilton is dating Afrojack now

Paris Hilton and Afrojack in Oahu, Hawaii

A few months ago, it was revealed that, in her quest to become the “Queen of House Music,” Paris Hilton was working with producers and DJs like Deadmau5 and Afrojack. And now her and Afrojack are dating. He must really love blowjobs.

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull

Lindsay Lohan leaving the Adele concert in L.A.

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull (and writers Ne-Yo and Afrojack) after she says he defamed her with a line in his hit song “Give Me Everything” (Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ – I got it locked up like