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In honor of all the soldiers, past and present, who have fought for this country — like Brad Pitt and Michael Peña in World War II — Celebslam is taking the day off for Veterans Day. We’ll be back grabbing celebs by the pussy on Monday. I got my eye on you, Michael Cera. …

Norwegian Airlines kicks Brad Pitt while he’s down

Norwegian Air Shuttle’s new ads

When Norwegian airliners are publicly mocking you, you know you’ve officially hit rock bottom.


So Angelina Jolie just filed for divorce from Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt So Angelina Jolie just filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. Apparently the two had some major differences in their belief systems — Brad believed he should be able to fuck Marion Cotillard and Angelina believed he shouldn’t. From the New York Post:Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce…

Brad Pitt bought one of these

Brad Pitt bought a Spitfire

Brad Pitt allegedly just bought a $2.5 million Spitfire WWII-era fighter aircraft. Why? Because he’s Brad fucking Pitt, that’s why. A source told The Sun:
“Brad, who has done everything from sleep in the trenches to learn to drive a tank for [his new war drama…

Angelina Jolie bought an island

Angelina Jolie bought an island

Angelina Jolie is apparently buying Brad Pitt a $20 million island for his 50th birthday. It’s on Lake Mahopac in New York and it would make an amazing secret prison for children . . . I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing. From the…

Brad and Angie are rich, bitch

Angelina Jolie leaving David Jones department store in Sydney, Australia

The Presidential Suite at the InterContinental Hong Kong may be $12k/night, but does it come with free semen on the bedspread and a Bible in the nightstand? Gimme the Holiday Inn any day of the week. From Life & Style:

This is outrageous

Zahara Jolie-Pitt cleaning a hotel room window in Sydney, Australia

It’s one thing for Angelina Jolie to adopt a kid from Ethiopia to bring the world’s attention to the plight of orphans in developing nations, but it’s another thing entirely to adopt one because you need some extra help around…

Angelina Jolie sounds cool as hell

Angelina Jolie arriving on a flight at LAX airport

Angelina Jolie seems like she’d be all uptight, but nope. She’s actually cool as hell and I may have to start stalking her:
According to The Sun, the pair recently rented the Calabogie Motorsports Park in Canada and spent the day…

Brad bought Angelina a private jet

Brad Pitt arriving on a flight at LAX airport

This story should bring a reminiscent smile to your face, as I think we can all remember the first time we bought a fiancee a private jet. June 2, 2008 — I still remember the date. Via Contact:
[Brad Pitt] has…

Angelina Jolie forgot something

Angelina Jolie arriving at Tokyo Narita International Airport in Japan

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and their gang of refugees flew into Tokyo on Sunday, and it looks like Angelina forgot her bra on the plane. Because of the wild, drug-fueled orgy that happens behind the curtains in first class on…

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