Crystal Harris

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Crystal Harris is full of shit

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner at the 2013 Playboy Playmate of the Year announcement at The Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills

Crystal Harris says she doesn’t even notice the 60-year age difference between her and “husband” Hugh Hefner. Oh yes, of course. I’m sure it’s just like a normal marriage,…

Crystal Hefner is looking a little leathery

Crystal Hefner at Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas

It’s only been five months since a then 26-year-old Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefner, yet there she is at Sapphire Pool over the weekend in Vegas looking 47. Ew, she probably smells old, too, like mothballs and Ovaltine. And…

Crystal Harris cashes in on Hugh Hefner’s senility

Crystal Harris at the grand opening of Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas

Crystal Harris managed to convince her husband Hugh Hefner to buy her a $5 million house in the Hollywood Hills. Wait, doesn’t that count as elder abuse? From TMZ:
Hugh Hefner really loves his 27-year-old Playmate…

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner want kids

The least sluttiest picture I could find of Crystal Harris

Crystal Harris and her new husband Hugh Hefner actually want kids. Yes, that Hugh Hefner. The one who was born two years before bubble gum was invented in 1928. In unrelated news, Viagra stock just shot up 800%. From UK tabloid…

Crystal Harris is a total bitch

Hugh Hefner’s ex Crystal Harris is a total bitch

You don’t kick a man’s oxygen tank when he’s down. I’m sorry but you just don’t. The nerve of this Crystal Harris bitch. From the New York Post:
Crystal Harris, 25, told radio shock jock Howard Stern on Tuesday that she had…

Hugh Hefner goes full senile

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

When you have articles of clothing older than your fiancée, that’s a pretty big clue that you need a prenup. Nevertheless, TMZ says:
He’s 84 and worth $43 million … she’s 24 and knows he’s worth $43 million — yet sources close to Hugh Hefner and…

That two-timing slut!

Crystal Harris cheating on Hugh Hefner

Wow, this story just totally changes my opinion about Crystal Harris. I really thought she was in this marriage for the love. From Life & Style:
Hugh Hefner’s fiancée, Crystal Harris, is doing more than just making music with her former record producer, Jordan McGraw. The…

Hef’s new chick barely notices the age difference

Hugh Hefner and his fiance Crystal Harris celebrating New Years

I don’t understand why everyone’s making such a big deal about the age difference between Hugh Hefner and his new fiancée Crystal Harris. He was only 61 when she said her first words “sugar dadda.” From Entertainment Tonight:
Hugh Hefner and his…

Hugh Hefner is marrying someone 34 years younger than his daughter Christie

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris in Las Vegas in 2009. Awk. Ward.

And now, a completely normal story about a man getting engaged to his girlfriend over the holidays. From E!:
It certainly was a very merry Christmas at the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner, 84, and his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris are…

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