Elin Nordegren

Tiger’s ex in spandex . . . and Wednesday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, August 21

Elin Nordegren getting coffee in Jupiter, Florida (pics start here)

Reality star Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser) taking her daughter to the park in Malibu (pics start here)

Lady Gaga out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart and…

Tiger wants back with Elin

Tiger wants back with Elin

I don’t know where in the hell this came from, but Tiger Woods wants to get back with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren, and he’s ready to sign a pre-nup that would give her $300+ million if he cheated. Wait, what? Is her vagina made of candy…

Elin Nordegren can’t escape Tiger’s whores

Elin Nordegren at Walt Disney World in Orlando

The good news: Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren is dating again. The bad news: She’s dating a dude who only has one degree of separation to Tiger’s penis. Whoopsy! Via TMZ:
We told you yesterday … Tiger Woods ex-wife is dating marketing…

Tiger’s selling his yacht

Tiger Woods’ yacht ‘Privacy’

In the market for a new boat? Tiger Woods is selling the yacht he bought his wife Elin for a wedding present back in 2004. And yes, the semen stains are included for no additional charge. From the Palm Beach Post:
“[Elin] didn’t want it because the…

Tiger Woods is officially single

Tiger Woods divorces Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods’ divorce to Elin Nordegren became official today. Oh really? I didn’t even know they were having problems. From ESPN:
The lawyers for Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a statement that the divorce became official Monday in Bay County Circuit Court. Terms of the divorce…

Tiger’s getting screwed

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin wants their new house

You cheat on your wife with only 27 different whores and suddenly she turns into this, like, mega bitch determined to bleed you dry. I mean, geesh, Elin needs to lighten up! From the Chicago Sun Times:
As part of the divorce negotiations between…

Team Tiger

Jim Carrey blasts Tiger Woods’ wife

Apparently feeling that not enough women hate him, Jim Carrey came to Tiger Woods’ defense this weekend on Twitter, basically calling his wife Elin a whore who had her head buried in the sand:
Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his…

Another payoff

Tiger Woods pays off another one of his whoresYesterday RadarOnline reported that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin decided to call off the divorce after visiting him last week at sex rehab in Mississippi. I’m guessing Elin made that decision before hearing about Tiger’s newest hush money payout to his British mistress. “Tiger honey, where did the…

Here comes the rehab

Tiger Woods is addicted to love . . . administered to him via the mouthYou knew it was only a matter of time. Tiger Woods is going to sex rehab. Of course he is. From the National Enquirer:In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek…

Tiger got kicked out

Tiger Woods’ yacht “Privacy” docked in North Palm Beach (12/15) Tiger Woods has been kicked out of the bedroom and forced to sleep on the couch. Except in this case, his couch is a 155-foot megayacht. From the Chicago Sun Times:Woods is currently living on his luxury yacht, ironically called ”Privacy.” His estranged wife is…

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