Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen Degeneres is a lesbian?!? . . . and the Weekend’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, July 9, and Sunday, July 10

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi arriving to Wimbledon in London (pics start here)

Demi Lovato performing her Future Now tour at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon on her way to a spa in…

Ellen and Portia are not doing well

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi leaving Maxfield in West Hollywood

What comes after gay marriage? Unhappy marriage. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, step right up, you’re the next contestants on: Why in the fuck did we get married?. From the National Enquirer:
Celebrity journalist Randy Jernigan, a veteran…

Ellen’s Oscar selfie was just one big Samsung ad

Ellen Degeneres and her Samsung Galaxy Note 3 hosting the Oscars in Hollywood

Turns out the now famous Ellen Degeneres Oscar selfie was about as spontaneous as a sunset. It was bought and paid for by Samsung. Capitalists! From the Wall Street Journal:
Samsung Electronics Co. spent an estimated $20…

What a hot piece of ass

Ellen Degeneres leaving Spot! in West Hollywood

Is there a celebrity alive with more raw sex appeal than Ellen Degeneres? I say no.

Stuff rich people do

Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills

Stuff rich people do: Buy and sell houses as easily as guys like myself buy and sell bootleg teen porn from off the street. What, you don’t do that? From Contact Music:
Ellen Degeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi have made…

Get a room

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi on a boat in St. Barts

It’s one thing to live an “alternative lifestyle” like lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, but it’s another thing entirely to rub that alternative lifestyle in the face of God-fearing Christians such as myself. Just look…

Monday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 27

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi in St. Barts (pics start here)

Model Sophie Anderton in Turkey (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome after catching a movie (pics start here)

Paris Hilton in Maui (pics

Ellen’s the new Paula

You’ll never guess who the top is Fox has found their replacement for Paula Abdul. Ellen Degeneres. Wait, what? From the AP:Fox announced Wednesday the talk show host and comedian, who admittedly has no formal music experience, just a passion for tunes, will join Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi for the ninth season.

Ha ha ha, you suck Courteney

Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills (4/12) Ellen DeGeneres left a nice, steaming present in front of Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s house in Malibu a few weeks ago. PWN3D! From the National Enquirer:Ellen Degeneres was walking her pup on Aug. 5 in front of the Malibu home of her good friends Courteney…

Ellen needs a new stylist

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (4/18) Ellen DeGeneres needs a new stylist or something. Just look at what she wore to Madeo restaurant on Saturday with her best friend Portia de Rossi, who she’s mysteriously always pictured with. You know how the rumor machine works in Hollywood with…