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Aubrey O’Day tries to pick up Sam Ronson, fails

Aubrey O’Day at the NASCAR Champion’s Party at Lavo nightclub in Las Vegas (12/4) Ouch, how embarrassing. There’s not a roof high enough to jump off of to get rid of the shame of being ignored by Sam Ronson From the New York Post:Bisexual Aubrey O’Day was looking to give Lindsay Lohan a run for…


Gravity > J.Lo

J.Lo fellJ.Lo ate shit on stage last night during her performance for the American Music Awards. The on-stage stunt called for J.Lo (she has two kids by the way) to climb up the backs of her dancers, jump off the last one onto the stage, and then dance the night away. FAIL (video of PAGE


Ha Ha Ha, you idiot

Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is spelled wrongI think this goes without saying but if you’re going to get a phrase permanently inked onto your body, make sure it’s spelled correctly. From Celebridoodle:Hayden Panettiere showed off her new side tattoo while enjoying the sun in Cannes, but there is a slight problem here. The tattoo is spelled…


Gene Simmons is smooth with the ladies

“I just beat off with this hand.”Turns out Gene Simmons isn’t quite the Lothario he would have you believe. In fact he has no game with the ladies whatsoever. If he wasn’t famous and didn’t have a tongue that he could scratch his knee with, he’d probably still be a virgin. From the National Enquirer:Gene…


You can just see the disgust in his eyes

Madonna = FAILMadonna attended the Costume Institute Gala (no, it’s not a costume party) at the Met in New York last night looking like a complete jackass. At what point in her life does she realize she’s not actually 16, but 50 with 3 kids and an old beat up vagina? She’s like the whore…


Make it stop!

Denise Richards butchers “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” Denise Richards was invited to sing the traditional seventh inning song “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” last Friday at the Chicago Cubs game. Hmmm, how best to describe her performance . . . Have you heard of Susan Boyle? She was the rather…