Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow takes on the most taboo of subjects

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Anal Crusader. More…

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t care what you think

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Gwyneth Paltrow dismisses you mouthbreathers and all your non-organic, non-small batch water. More…


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Gwyneth Paltrow says we’re all just sexist

Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in Chinatown, London

Gwyneth Paltrow says we’re all just sexist. In an interview with sister-toucher Lena Dunham about her website/newsletter Goop, Paltrow says the only reason people have criticized her is because she’s a super successful woman who didn’t “stay in her lane.” #humblebrag #thatswhywehateyou:

Nailed it

Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink in Bridgehampton

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow doing her best impression of Charlotte McKinney at a fundraiser in The Hamptons over the weekend. For comparison’s sake, here’s Charlotte at last year’s Teen Choice Awards:

Nailed it, Gwyneth.

Gwyneth Paltrow is officially single

Gwyneth Paltrow is officially single FYI: Gwyneth Paltrow is officially single. The actress and her estranged husband Chris Martin reached a divorce settlement today that’s about a billion times less messy than the shit going down with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Via People:According to a court document filed by Paltrow, the couple have entered…

Gwyneth Paltrow is no different than you or me

Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at LAX airport

Gwyneth Paltrow tells the new issue of Glamour that people have it all wrong about her. She didn’t achieve success because of her rich and famous parents — they gave her nothing. Everything she’s accomplished in life is because of her own hard work.

Gwyneth Paltrow is happy she was robbed

Gwyneth Paltrow at Rob Lowe’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony

Gwyneth Paltrow is so annoying that she doesn’t even get mad when someone steals hundreds of thousands of dollars from her. God dammit, just be normal and cuss some. From the New York Post:
Though it seems the robbery was…

Goop heist!

Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in Beverly Hills

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop pop-up shop was robbed in New York over the weekend. Police have issued an APB for a group of individuals who targeted the store because of their intense hatred of Gwyneth. So that narrows it down to EVERYBODY ON

Nice try, Gwyneth

Gwyneth Paltrow at The 25th Annual Environmental Media Awards in L.A.

Oh, did you hear the news? Gwyneth Paltrow is a Victoria’s Secret model now. Because that’s who wears dresses like that. Victoria’s Secret models.

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