Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren is in a swimsuit

Helen Mirren in Ischia, Italy

Should we be concerned that 69-year-old Helen Mirren looks better than Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit?

Helen Mirren is giving away her famous red bikini

Helen Mirren in Puglia, Italy in 2008

I don’t know why the hell you would want this, but Helen Mirren is giving away the famous red bikini she was seen wearing in Italy in 2008. Um, hooray? Via Digital Spy:
Dame Helen Mirren has teamed up with ITV’s Daybreak to give…

Introducing the best body of 2011

Helen Mirren in Hawaii in 2008

In a poll conducted by LA Fitness, Helen Mirren was voted “Body of the Year,” beating out the likes of [insert Victoria’s Secret model here]. In related news, scientists revealed today that people who vote in LA Fitness polls are shockingly retarded. From OK! magazine:

Helen Mirren is topless

Helen Mirren topless in New York magazine

That’s Helen Mirren posing topless in the Summer issue of New York magazine. Why? I have absolutely no clue. I think it was on her bucket list.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Helen Mirren topless picture, click the picture above and then click the…