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Joe Simpson and model Jonathan Keith leaving Barney’s New York in Beverly Hills
Here’s Joe Simpson and his best guy friend Jonathan Keith doing what best guy friends do: shop at Barneys! Flynet says Joe was wearing a “printed t-shirt, black harem pants, and fancy sneakers.” I didn’t even know…
Joe Simpson leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills
Here’s heterosexual Joe Simpson leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday, no doubt disappointed that this season’s mesh collection didn’t live up to his standards. Flynet says he arrived with his really good friend, heterosexual model Jonathan Keith, but the…
Joe Simpson at the BOY London fashion show in L.A.
Flynet says that’s Joe Simpson “displaying some very odd behavior” at the BOY London fashion show in L.A. on Saturday night. Why, because his tongue is out in every single picture? Odd to me would be Joe not having his…
Joe Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub’s one year anniversary party in West Hollywood
Here’s man of men Joe Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood earlier this week, unbelievably, without four young college coeds on his arm. Weird. If there’s one thing I know about chicks, it’s that they love flamboyant trench…
Joe Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub in L.A.
I still don’t know why tabloids keep publishing these rumors that Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe is gay. I mean, just look at the guy. I’m honestly shocked he’s not having sex with a woman in this picture. He’s that much of a poon hound.
Joe Simpson outside Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood
According to Flynet, Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe was “accompanied by a younger male friend” yesterday to watch her taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood. Wait a minute, I see what they’re doing here. They’re implying that those pesky gay rumors…
Eric Johnson and Joe Simpson out for a bike ride in Oahu
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Joe Simpson says he’s not gay
Joe Simpson is finally denying the rumor that popped up about him last week that he prefers the company of men, if you know what I’m talking about. Yeah, that’s what you want to do with a good gay rumor. Let it simmer for a…
According to Radar, Joe Simpson not only has a 21-year-old boyfriend (Bryce Chandler Hill), but that 21-year-old boyfriend is using him just to get famous. I swear, you can’t have a secret gay affair anymore without someone trying to take advantage of you. A source told the site: