JWoww confirms new fake boobs

JWoww and her new toys

Remember last week when I speculated that JWoww got some new fancy fake tits? Turns out I was right — JWoww got some new fancy fake tits. In a wall of text because her return key doesn’t work, she confirmed on her blog:
Hey boos! A…

JWoww has some fancy new boobs

JWoww got another boob job JWoww instagrammed a pic yesterday to promote some crappy waist cincher, and yup, those are definitely new boobs. Wow, I thought she would blow all her Jersey Shore money on stocks, bonds, and mutual funds, not fake tits. Totally didn’t see this coming at all, said no one ever.

JWoww barely fits in this post

JWoww leaving New York Live studios in New York

PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: If anything of yours has gone missing in the past 30 days (keys, purse, wallet, dog, child), there is a very good chance that JWoww ate it. You might want to question her.

We now know way too much about Snooki and JWoww’s ovulation cycles

Snooki and JWoww at the 2013 Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden in New York

Thanks to Snooki, we now know way too much about her and JWoww’s ovulation cycles — which is now suddenly newsworthy because JWoww just announced that she’s pregnant. Big congrats to the future father .

JWoww is classy now

JWoww at the 6th Annual Icons & Idols event at Finale in New York

I guess JWoww is trying to shed her trashy Jersey Shore image or something, because she didn’t have one wardrobe malfunction at the Icons & Idols party in New York on Monday night. Her tits were…

Um, JWoww, your boob is, um

JWoww’s boobs are looking a little off

JWoww attended the One Life to Live and All My Children premiere in New York earlier this week, and, uh, I don’t know if her right boob is shy or her left is trying to make a break for it, but something weird is…

JWoww is just . . . wow

JWoww at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at the New York Marriott Marquis

You think when you made as much money as JWoww made from Jersey Shore, you could hire a makeup-artist/stylist/hairdresser to make you not look like a Vegas drag queen doing a parody of a Vegas drag…

JWoww says that wasn’t her real ass on New Year’s Eve

JWoww says that wasn’t her real ass on New Year’s Eve

JWoww says the unflattering pictures of her ass taken on New Year’s Eve were photoshopped and that wasn’t actually her ass, so to prove it she uploaded a video yesterday to Keek showing her “real” ass (in soft lighting and…

JWoww hasn’t figured out that whole ‘short skirt near a window’ thing

JWoww appearing on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2013 in Times Square

I could post something more disturbing than these pictures of JWoww’s ass on New Year’s Eve, but I haven’t actually found any pictures of kittens being raped and murdered by a guy in a clown outfit yet.

JWoww is engaged

JWoww and her boyfriend Roger Mathews heading to a gym in Toms River, New Jersey

Jersey Shore’s JWoww is getting married. Her boyfriend Roger Mathews proposed earlier this month while the two were skydiving. Good for her. She can finally have sex (after the wedding, of course). From In Touch

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