Madonna is trying too hard

Madonna is trying too hard

FACT: Madonna is older than the audio cassette. When you’re older than the audio cassette, you can’t post shit like this to Instagram. Actually, you shouldn’t even have an Instagram. Your grandchildren should. Knock it off, Madonna.

Madonna does not look like that

Madonna in the Dec/Jan issue of Interview

Either this photoshoot was done 20 years ago and just published, or the photoshop artist at Interview magazine just bought a new house with all the overtime he earned, because Madonna looks absolutely ridiculous. Bitch, you’re 56, not 36. I’m not gonna be all…

Madonna is still doing shit like this

Madonna in the May/June issue of L’Uomo Vogue

I woke up this morning hoping — no, dreaming — that I would be blessed with the opportunity to see a 55-year-old mother-of-four’s nipples at some point this week. God bless you, Madonna, for making dreams come true.

NOTE: To see the…

Madonna really wanted to show her boobs at the Met Gala

Madonna’s rejected Met Gala outfit What a shame that Anna Wintour wouldn’t let Madonna wear this outfit to the Met Gala last night (“What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?”). I think everyone in attendance was in agreement that the one…

Because Madonna needs more money

Madonna heading to a pilates class in West Hollywood

Great news: Now we can all look like Madonna! She’s releasing her own skincare line in Japan. First Fukushima, and now this? Haven’t they suffered enough? Via Contact Music:
Pop superstar Madonna has expanded her business empire by launching a skincare…

Madonna showed you!

Madonna and her son David Banda at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in L.A.

Everyone made a big deal about Madonna referring to her white son Rocco as “disnigga” last week on Instagram, so to prove that she’s definitely not a racist, Madonna trotted out her black…

Madonna is looking olllllllllld . . . and Tuesday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi pictures from Tuesday, November 19

Madonna arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks at the L.A. premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire at the Nokia Theatre in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

So, uh, Madonna’s daughter

Lourdes Leon out for a walk in Villefranche-sur-Mer, France

16. She’s, uh, 16.

Madonna has a grill now

Madonna at Cibel et Nature in Villefranche, France

Madonna debuted her new gold grill over the weekend while rocking out to the new One Direction album (probably) and playing paintball in France (she shot her entourage and a few of the paparazzi’s cars, too). A 54-year-old mother of four. Gold…

Madonna just can’t stop pushing the limits

Madonna on her way to the Kabbalah Center in New York

Even though guns and gun violence are a pretty touchy subject right now in the United States, Madonna wore a sweatshirt with an AK-47 on it Sunday in New York. That’s right, AN ASSAULT RIFLE! . . . *birds…

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