Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez is a dork . . . and Monday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 13

Mario Lopez and his wife Courtney Mazza at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Anna Faris out for lunch in Studio City (pics start here)

Eva Longoria shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out for lunch in West Hollywood…

Mario Lopez getting a little friendly with Anna Kendrick

Anna Kendrick and Mario Lopez filming Extra at Universal Studios

In a desperate attempt to gain viewers, Mario Lopez adds a “rub genitals against buttocks” segment to Extra. Early returns are encouraging.

Mario Lopez may have banged Britney Spears

Britney Spears arriving in Warsaw, Poland to promote her lingerie collection

So Mario Lopez may have hooked up with Britney Spears. In his new memoir Just Between Us (yes, Mario Lopez wrote a memoir), he reveals that he had a one night stand with a “major pop star.” “Multiple sources”

Mario Lopez got Maria Menounos fired

Mario Lopez got Maria Menounos fired

If Maria Menounos getting fired leads to a downward career spiral that forced her to turn to Playboy so she can pay her rent, then we’re gonna owe Mario Lopez a huge pat on the back. From Page Six:
Maria Menounos is out at “Extra”

Mario Lopez is a dick

Mario Lopez at The Grove in Hollywood

To make good on his “lost” Super Bowl bet, Extra host and 49ers’ fan Mario Lopez stripped down to his underwear yesterday [from his own “Rated M” line, the self-promoting prick], donned a Ravens’ helmet, and ran a lap around The Grove in…

Mario Lopez is a dick

Mario Lopez at The Grove in Hollywood

Mario Lopez got kicked out of a Chinese restaurant a few weeks ago after becoming irate that they wouldn’t accommodate his request for healthier food. “You go home, now!” From the National Enquirer:
“When Mario walked in he was gracious to the diners…

Mario Lopez accidentally forgot his shirt

Mario Lopez in Miami

Just days after ex-wife Ali Landry finally spoke about the cheating incident that ended their week-old marriage in 2004, Mario Lopez went for a little jog Sunday in Miami. Shirtless of course. And then he did some pushups on the water, much like Jesus Christ used…

Ali Landry is still bitter

Ali Landry in Malibu in 2009

Hey, remember when Mario Lopez married Ali Landry (aka “Doritos Girl”) in 2004 and then got caught cheating two weeks into the marriage? Because she does. Oh yes she does. With a vengeance. She said on The Wendy Williams Show last week:
“I never spoke…

Caption Time!

Maria Menounos on the set of Extra at The Grove in Hollywood

MY CAPTION: It’s only “one in the stink” Mario, not two.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

Caption time!

Mario Lopez interviewing Paris Hilton at The Grove in Hollywood

MY CAPTION: “. . . and that’s when I knew that I could fit a whole cucumber up there.”

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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