June 20, 2016 - 6:15 am
Miley Cyrus leaving her hotel in New York
Gotta catch up on some stuff from last week when out galleries went down . . . like Miley Cyrus going braless in New York. This may actually be the most tame thing Miley’s done in months. Is she trying to get…
April 12, 2016 - 4:15 pm
Miley Cyrus topless again
No one’s been talking about Miley Cyrus for a while so naturally she had her friend Cheyne Thomas post a metric fuckton of NSFW candids to his website. Remember in the days of yonder when singers would generate publicity by actually performing and putting out new albums?
November 24, 2015 - 5:00 pm
Miley Cyrus nude for Terry Richardson
Here’s a whole lot more of Miley Cyrus naked, courtesy of Terry Richardson. Honestly, meh. Miley Cyrus naked is like pancakes. Awesome at first, but then you get sick of them and want a cheeseburger. Wait a minute, I have a great idea . .
November 16, 2015 - 8:15 am
Miley Cyrus full frontal nudity!
Miley Cyrus just played her trump card: full frontal nudity (with a dash of strap-on and a smidgen of implied oral sex). It’s in the new issue of Candy magazine, which sounds completely made up. At this point, the only thing left for Miley to truly…
September 17, 2015 - 8:15 am
Miley Cyrus out for breakfast in Studio City
Haven’t heard much from Dane Cook lately. I guess it’s hard competing with the likes of Louis C.K. and Bill Burr when your day job at the car wash takes up all of your time. But hey, he still has his penis.
August 31, 2015 - 7:30 am
Miley Cyrus’ nipple live
Miley Cyrus flashed her boob live on air during the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday. It was quite the night for little Timmy O’Donnell of Chesterton, Indiana — the last person in the United States to see Miley Cyrus’ nipple. We always knew you’d pull out of…
July 23, 2015 - 8:15 am
Miley Cyrus is the anti-Bieber
Miley Cyrus is the anti-Justin Bieber. After moving into the same Hidden Hills neighborhood that Justin used to terrorize, Miley showered her neighbors with gifts, assuring them that her douche tank isn’t nearly as full as Justin’s. A source told the National Enquirer:
“Miley’s first move…
June 19, 2015 - 9:30 am
Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell, via Stella’s instagram
Is Miley Cyrus now dating Victoria’s Secret Angel Stella Maxwell? Sure, why not. From the New York Daily News:
Friends of Miley Cyrus say she’s dating Victoria’s Secret Angel Stella Maxwell, [email protected] has learned. Pals refer to the “Wrecking Ball” singer and the…
June 10, 2015 - 5:00 pm
Miley Cyrus naked in Paper magazine
Here’s Paper magazine attempting to “break” the internet again with boobs — this time with those of Miley Cyrus. And now, just because it’s creepy to read after seeing these pics, the summary of the season two premiere episode of Hannah Montana titled “Me and…
May 28, 2015 - 4:15 pm
Miley Cyrus’ “accidental” nip slip
Here’s Miley Cyrus “accidentally” instagramming her nipple yesterday. The word “accidentally” is in quotes because this was definitely planned down to her hair color by a team of record executives in a meeting last week. The only thing accidental in Miley’s life was her conception. “Yer…