Miss America

Betty Cantrell is your new Miss America

Miss America 2016 Betty Cantrell

Betty Cantrell is your new Miss America. The reigning Miss Georgia (not to be confused with Miss George USA Brooke Fletcher) took home the title last night in Atlantic City. And despite being in Atlantic City, the Miss America pageant isn’t the slutty one. That’s the…

Miss Michigan wins

Miss Michigan Nicole Blaszczyk during Day 3 of the Miss America Preliminary Competition at Planet Hollywood Theater in Las Vegas

If Miss Michigan doesn’t win the Miss America pageant tomorrow, there’s a god damn conspiracy. That, or all the judges are gay.