Paris Hilton’s Feet

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE THINGS

Paris Hilton arriving to the People’s Choice Awards in L.A.
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You may not know this, but aside from her wonky eye, the only thing that Paris Hilton is truly self-conscious about is her huge, lumberjack-like feet (because there’s nothing that she can do about it), so naturally I try to make…


Paris Hilton at rehab yesterday

Bikini Pics /

Paris Hilton bikini pics!

Not rehab rehab, Rehab the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. Although I have no doubt that if she did show up to a regular rehab facility, she’d wear that same outfit. Get it? It’s funny because she’s a dumb whore.

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Just massive!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving the Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/19) If you’ve followed Celebslam anytime in the past few years, you know one of my favorite pastimes is making fun of Paris Hilton’s huge feet. Well now we finally have an idea of their size. They’re bigger than Doug Reinhardt’s. Damn, she’s…


Paris Hilton is drunk

Paris Hilton is drunk, has enormous feetParis Hilton hit up Vanity nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday night to launch her new website ParisHilton.com and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FEET! They’re freaking enormous! No wonder she’s so self-conscious about them. They really are the size of a couple of small boats. I bet…


“A Tale of One Whore”

Paris Hilton and her huge feet leaving a spa in West Hollywood (7/13) Paris Hilton’s former manager Jason Moore is shopping a tell-all about the star . . . wait a minute, haven’t we pretty much all been told already? From the New York Daily News:”Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to…


Look at those boats

Paris Hilton arriving to The Wolseley restaurant in London (4/15) If there’s one thing that bothers Paris Hilton more than anything, it’s not constantly being called a slut/whore/cum dumpster — it’s her huge feet. I feel it’s my duty as a human being to post as many pictures of those massive things as possible because…