Hey asshole, the speed limit’s 65 not 5

Just another day in L.A. Damn, the new season of Biggest Loser is really taking things to the extreme. From KTLA:A Twitter user captured a picture of a naked man running on the 405 Freeway in West Los Angeles Tuesday morning. The unidentified man was only wearing a pair of black socks and the CHP…

I imagine it does

Oh yeah, I love cock with my biscotti. I thought I was the only one . . .

via ONTD

I’m sure he didn’t get any crap from the guys at work about this

Funniest. Accident. Ever.

I think I saw this in a cartoon once. Pacific Coast News says:
Starsky and Crotch — A police officer on a motorcycle hit the rear of a convertible car and landed in the back seat – hurting his private parts. Motorcycle officer Anthony Parente was attempting to stop…


Boy if I had a nickle for every time I’ve been in the middle of a 10-person tranny fight in a taco shop at 2 AM . . .

[via Dlisted]

Um, I don’t think that’s how it works

Wow, it didn’t even have to buy her a drink.

My favorite thing ever

This is pretty awesome

I know this has nothing to do with celebrity gossip but if you think I would pass up the chance to post video of a 6-year-old getting OWNED, you obviously don’t know me very well.