Rima Fakih

Miss USA played the ‘I’m Miss USA’ card

Rima Fakih in a bikini

Miss USA was WASTED this weekend when she was arrested for DUI outside Detroit, blowing nearly three times the legal limit. Heh heh heh, blowing. From the Detroit Free Press:
[Officer] Kalis reported asking for the driver’s license said the “driver immediately identified herself as Miss…

Miss USA busted for DUI

Miss USA busted for DUI

Former Miss USA Rima Fakih was busted for DUI over the weekend outside Detroit. Congratulations Rima: you made the mere act of being near Detroit somehow worse than it already is. Rima’s attorney Doraid Elder told the Detroit Free Press:
[Elder] said he had been retained…

Miss USA sounds fun

Rima Fakih at the Miss USA 2010 Official Swimsuit Poster Photo Shoot at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas

Rima Fakih’s reign as Miss USA is over in just a few days . . . and the Miss Universe Organization (MUO) couldn’t be any happier about it. Organization president Paula Shugart…

Rima Fakih does the bikini thing

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Rima Fakih bikini pics!

Reigning Miss USA Rima Fakih and the rest of the 2011 Miss USA contestants are currently in Las Vegas promoting the 60th anniversary pageant (a week from Sunday). On Wednesday they all put on bikinis and had a pool party at the Flamingo. And I don’t know…

Miss USA better win

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Rima Fakih in a bikini

The Miss Universe pageant isn’t for another 10 days, but all the contestants were in Las Vegas today in bikinis (Miss USA Rima Fakih above). Great, how the hell am I supposed to keep an erection for a week? This seems poorly planned.

It’s fun being a male supermodel

Tyson Beckford hit that

Did Tyson Beckford bang Miss USA Rima Fakih last week in New York? If you believe in extremely large leaps of assumption based on a very tenuous connection, you better believe it buddy. From the New York Post:
While the Hugo Boss rooftop party was packed with hot…

Rima Fakih is photogenic

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Rima Fakih bikini pics!

Miss USA 2010 — and pole-dancing expert — Rimah Fakih stopped by the Mandalay Bay resort in Las Vegas yesterday to promote the upcoming Miss Universe Pageant. This is important news because she looks fantastic in a bikini. In other important news, Gen. David Petraeus told Fox News

Oh STFU Gossip Cop

Miss USA Rima Fakih

I don’t know about you, but if I was calling out other gossip sites for posting bad information, I’d be damn sure I knew what the hell I was talking about. On Monday, Gossip Cop said:
Way To Go, Rima Fakih! You’re The First Arab-American To Win Miss…

Miss USA is fun

Rima Fakih working the stripper pole

Miss Michigan, 23-year-old Rima Fakih, was crowned Miss USA last night. Annnnnnnnd roughly 12 hours later, pictures of her on a stripper pole hit the web. Of course. The pictures were taken in 2007 at Detroit radio show Mojo In The Morning’s “Stripper 101″ contest, which…