Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson really hates that bitch

Robert Pattinson hates Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson really hates that bitch. Of course the bitch I’m talking about is his cheating ex Kristen Stewart. Robert was supposed to promote his new film The Childhood of a Leader at the Venice Film Festival this week, but Kristen had to go and ruin everything…

It’s Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend in a bikini

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FKA Twigs bikini pics!

Here’s Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend, the bikini-clad FKA Twigs, in Miami earlier this week (I’m not sure that’s actually her given name). While in town, FKA Twigs actually smiled, bathed, and didn’t publicly humiliate him by making out with another man in a parking lot. Robert…

Ha ha, you suck, Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart departing on a flight at LAX airport

You gotta hand it to Robert Pattinson. It took months for him to start trash-talking his ex Kristen Stewart, but now that he’s at it, he wants everyone to know that she’s a stupid ugly bitch. From OK!:
Robert Pattinson, 28,…

Robert Pattinson is such a pussy

Kristen Stewart filming Anesthesia in New York

*shakes head in disgust* . . . A source told omg!:
“Rob [Pattinson] is still in love with Kristen [Stewart] and can’t keep away from her. They’ve been meeting secretly at production studios and at [mutual friend Shannon Woodward’s] flat. The three of…

Dylan Penn > Kristen Stewart

Dylan Penn at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards in L.A.

Robert Pattinson has finally moved on from Kristen Stewart and is dating Sean Penn’s hot daughter Dylan. That’s right, Sean, you dick. Your daughter is getting cored by the Twilight guy. And she is loving it. An eyewitness tells Life &

Robert Pattinson basically calls Twilight fans a bunch of basement-dwelling losers

Robert Pattinson on the set of Maps To The Stars in L.A.

I’ll tell you what, I’m beginning to really like this Robert Pattinson kid. If he ever calls Kristen Stewart a dirty cunt, I will officially have a full-blown man crush on him. He told Belfast Telegraph earlier this week:

Robert Pattinson leaving Kristen Stewart’s house *shakes head*

Robert Pattinson leaving Kristen Stewart’s house in Hollywood

After being publicly humiliated by her cheating ass last year, Robert Pattinson may be back with Kristen Stewart. He was spotted leaving her house in Los Feliz on Sunday after being there for a few hours. According to the paparazzo, Rob “looked…

Robert Pattinson is probably nailing Katy Perry

Katy Perry arriving for a flight at LAX airport

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson: totally doing it. Trust me, attending a wedding rehearsal with a woman isn’t something you normally do unless you plan on motorboating her later. From the New York Daily News:
On Sunday afternoon, [Katy Perry and…

Kristen and Rob are back together

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson at Day 2 of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA

After being apart for over two months while he was in Australia filming The Rover, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have reconnected and were spotted holding hands at Coachella over the…

Kristen wants Rob to knock her up

Kristen Stewart leaving her hotel in New York

Kristen Stewart desperately wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson to knock her up . . . or, you know, maybe some other random guy she hooks up with. What does “boyfriend” really mean, anyways? Seems kinda restrictive. From Life & Style:
“I can’t wait…

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