Ryan Lochte

It’s Ryan Lochte back home

It’s Ryan Lochte back home

Here’s US Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte arriving back home in Charlotte on Saturday, just a few days after being caught lying about being robbed in Rio when actually he just vandalized a gas station by pissing everywhere. Congratulations Honey Boo Boo, you are no longer the…

Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

Ryan Lochte and Carmen Electra

In what can best be described as a true meeting of the minds, Olympian Ryan Lochte and Carmen Electra hooked up at Bootsy Bellows nightclub last week in Hollywood. Oh, Michael Phelps must not have been there so, you know, Ryan actually had a chance. An…

Everyone wants to have sex with the new Miss Universe

Olivia Culpo at the premiere of Cosmopolis at MOMA in New York

Everyone is trying to get into the new Miss Universe’s pants. Well, yeah. Because everyone has eyes. From the New York Daily News:
So far, spies say crooner Joe Jonas and “Family Guy” creator and 2013 Oscar host…

A true meeting of the minds

Ryan Lochte at Day 1 of the 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas

When two dumb guys run into each other in the forest (and by forest, I mean a club) and no one else is around, does either form a coherent sentence?

Ryan Lochte is drunk

Ryan Lochte is drunk

After finishing his last Olympic swimming event on Thursday night, American silver medal specialist Ryan Lochte got absolutely hammered last night at Chinawhite nightclub in London. And then proceeded to take home a homely-looking British chick who might be a 6 on a good night. He thought…

Ryan Lochte’s mom is naive


Olympian Ryan Lochte’s mom is very naive — she thinks he’s “too busy” for girls. Yeah, right. Guarantee this guy’s plowing through ass at the Olympic village like a riding mower. From Us Weekly:
At Procter and Gamble’s Thank You Mom family home in London July 26, the…