Shawn Southwick

No divorce?

Bitter beer face!

Are Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick reconsidering their divorce? Um, I don’t know. Why are you asking me? I thought you knew. From Radar:
“Larry King and Shawn met with a counselor today,” the talk show host’s spokesman Howard Rubenstein tells  “It was decided there would…

Larry King is a dumbass

Larry King and Shawn Southwick in L.A.

Believe it or not, these pictures of Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick were taken after they both filed for divorce on Wednesday. So why does Shawn look so happy? Because that dumbass Larry never signed a prenup. From Access Hollywood:
King’s attorney…

Divorce #8 for Larry King

Larry King and Shawn Southwick at a St. Jude’s fundraiser in Washington, DC

Hey, here’s an idea Larry: DON’T GET MARRIED AGAIN YOU IDIOT. Both Larry and his wife Shawn Southwick filed for divorce yesterday, citing “irreconcilable differences” — in Larry’s case, because there was no box to check that said…

Larry King is a great father

Larry King and Shawn Southwick leaving Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (2/14) Look, he took his daughter out for Valentine’s Day. How nice.UPDATE: Celebslam reader Ronny just emailed me claiming that that’s actually Larry’s wife. Ronny, you are one sick bastard. Even I don’t think that’s funny and I laughed at the end of Titanic.

Larry might be cheating, too. Oh yeah, and get off his lawn.

Larry King leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (12/10) Roughly a year ago the National Enquirer accused Larry King’s wife Shawn of getting a little on the side. I know, I can’t believe she cheated on that either. Well it turns out Larry may be getting in on that action, too. With his wife’s…

Hot couple alert

Larry King and Shawn Southwick leaving Boa restaurant in Beverly Hills (8/10) According to Wikipedia, Larry King is 75. 75! How is that even possible? I think there’s a 1 missing in that number somewhere. Larry King is so old that, before they have sex, his wife dials 9 – 1 . . . and…