Snooki looks like this now

Bad Plastic Surgery /

Wait, that’s not the same Snooki from Jersey Shore, right? More…

Snooki’s husband is cheating and she’s in denial about it

Snooki and Jionni LaValle on vacation in Vero Beach, Florida

Snooki’s husband Jionni LaValle is the latest celebrity caught up in the Ashley Madison hack. The normally celeb-friendly Us Weekly discovered that Jionni’s email was among those leaked by hackers, and they posted a story about it late Monday. Of…

We’re still doing this?

Snooki showing off her clothing line SnookiLove by Double Zero at the MAGIC Convention in Las Vegas

I don’t know who the hell is gonna buy this crap, but here’s Snooki showing off her new clothing line at the MAGIC convention in Las Vegas last week. This is bullshit. I…

Snooki is married now

Snooki and Jionni LaValle marrying at the St. Rose of Lima Church in East Hanover, New Jersey

Didn’t mention this yesterday because literally everything else is more important, but Snooki got married on Saturday to the male version of herself, Jionni LaValle. The two dated while Snooki starred on Jersey

We now know way too much about Snooki and JWoww’s ovulation cycles

Snooki and JWoww at the 2013 Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden in New York

Thanks to Snooki, we now know way too much about her and JWoww’s ovulation cycles — which is now suddenly newsworthy because JWoww just announced that she’s pregnant. Big congrats to the future father .

Snooki went to the beach

Bikini Pics /

Snooki in Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Since I know most of you are dying to see some pics of Snooki in a bikini, here she is in Seaside Heights earlier this week. She’s certainly skinnier than we’ve seen in the past, but still hideously fugly of course. In fact, she’s…

Snooki is drunk

Snooki leaving Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood

After having too much to drink last night at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood, Snooki — who gave birth in late August — had to be helped to her car by a friend. But don’t worry about her baby back at home. Locked…

Snooki’s wedding might be off

Snooki at the NYTV Film Festival Panel discussion of “Love, Loss and Laundry: A Farewell to the Jersey Shore” in New York

Oh great, now what am I supposed to do with this KitchenAid Professional 600 Series 6-Quart Stand Mixer in Pearl Metallic? I’ll get you for this, Snooki! A…

Snooki’s out

Snooki leaving the St Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey

After giving birth on Sunday, Snooki, full of the quiet dignity that’s become her trademark, officially left the hospital yesterday. Nah, I’m just kidding. She was followed by cameras for her reality show. Because how could any of us…

Snooki gives birth

Snooki promoting her book Gorilla Beach at Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey

Snooki is officially a MILF mom — she gave birth to a baby boy on early Sunday morning. So far she has the father narrowed down to five guys, probably. Her rep — yes, Snooki has a…

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