Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen is very fashionable

Taylor Momsen at Day 3 of the Download Festival at Donington Park in Leicestershire, UK

Celebslam Presents: “A Hypothetical Conversation Between 17-Year-Old Taylor Momsen and Mitch, an Employee at Home Depot.”

Taylor: “Hi, what aisle is the electrical tape on?”

Mitch: “That’d be Aisle 5 ma’am. Are you…

Taylor Momsen does not appreciate your modern technology

Taylor Momsen at The Roxy last night

Playing the role of the rebellious teen who acts like she’s not paid every two weeks by a major record label (Interscope) whose parent company (Vivendi) did $37.3 billion in revenue last year: Taylor Momsen. Take it away E!:
Taylor Momsen is a woman out…

Taylor Momsen is still 17, smoking

Taylor Momsen is hip, edgy, retarded

I’ve highlighted Taylor Momsen’s underage smoking in the past (here and here). Apparently she never got that Nicorette I sent her because on Monday she was seen on the set of Gossip Girl puffing away. And those are unfiltered cigarettes. This chick is hardcore. She’s probably…

Taylor Momsen’s best friend runs on batteries

Taylor Momsen being all edgy in New York last year

When she’s not acting on Gossip Girl and getting lung cancer, 16-year-old Taylor Momsen loves to spend time with her best friend — a best friend that runs on batteries . . . and no, I’m not talking about a remote control.

Taylor Momsen at the Warped Tour

Taylor Momsen of “The Pretty Reckless” performing at the Vans Warped Tour in Carson

Q: When a 16-year-old dresses like a 26-year-old slut at her concert, is it a felony to post the pictures?

A: Not if you’re in International waters. Hah! Suck on that FBI!

Taylor Momsen is edgy

Taylor Momsen is too cool for herself

That’s 16-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen walking around New York on Tuesday. Wow, she’s got an attitude and a pack of cigarettes. She’s so damn edgy. Hey, you know what else is edgy? Lung cancer. I bet no one else at her high school…

Taylor Momsen is cool, hip, precancerous

Taylor Momsen walking around the set of Gossip Girl in New York (1/27) You may not recognize Taylor as 16-year-old vixen Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl. In real life, she plays 16-year-old vixen Taylor Momsen. And when she’s not busy doing homework and studying for the PSAT, she enjoys the rich full flavor of Camel…