Tiger Woods

When will we get the old Tiger Woods back?

Tiger Woods and Paulina Gretzky at the Team USA Ryder Cup party in Chaska, Minnesota (10/2) Trick question. He’s old Tiger Woods again as of Sunday. Welcome back, old friend.


Tiger Woods banged another golfer’s wife

Amanda Dufner cheated with Tiger Woods

PGA pro Jason Dufner and his wife Amanda had what seemed like the perfect marriage. They were always on vacation and always having fun, which Amanda chronicled on her Instagram. And then earlier this year, surprisingly, they divorced. There were whispers that Tiger Woods played…


So Tiger Woods probably cheated

So Tiger Woods probably cheated

Remember last week when Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn broke up because they weren’t spending enough time together. Turns out that was true. It’s just that, when they weren’t spending time together, Tiger was banging other chicks. Oh yeah, girlfriends hate that. A “close friend” told…


Tiger Woods is single

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn at the 16th Annual Tiger Jam at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas last year

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are no more. Tiger announced the split with an awkward, impersonal, five-sentence statement on his website yesterday. In other words, it was exactly what you’d expect…


Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend publicly mocked him during his sex scandal

Lindsey Vonn publicly mocked Tiger Woods during his sex scandal

As you may have heard, Tiger Woods and really really good skier Lindsey Vonn announced on their respective Facebook pages on Monday that they are officially going steady (and even posed for pictures, one of which is a dead ringer for…


Tiger wants back with Elin

Tiger wants back with Elin

I don’t know where in the hell this came from, but Tiger Woods wants to get back with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren, and he’s ready to sign a pre-nup that would give her $300+ million if he cheated. Wait, what? Is her vagina made of candy…


Elin Nordegren can’t escape Tiger’s whores

Elin Nordegren at Walt Disney World in Orlando
(6/14)

The good news: Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren is dating again. The bad news: She’s dating a dude who only has one degree of separation to Tiger’s penis. Whoopsy! Via TMZ:
We told you yesterday … Tiger Woods ex-wife is dating marketing…


Tiger’s selling his yacht

Tiger Woods’ yacht ‘Privacy’

In the market for a new boat? Tiger Woods is selling the yacht he bought his wife Elin for a wedding present back in 2004. And yes, the semen stains are included for no additional charge. From the Palm Beach Post:
“[Elin] didn’t want it because the…


It’s Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend

Alyse Lahti’s DUI mugshot

Tiger Woods is back, baby! News broke over the weekend that he’s dating 22-year-old Alyse Lahti, who may or may not be an actual goblin. Alyse graduated from Ohio State a few years ago and is now a graduate student at Northwood University in West Palm Beach,…


Tiger must see a blonde . . . and the morning links

Tiger Woods at the Australian Masters Gala Dinner in Melbourne
(11/9)

+ Fergie actually cleans up pretty well [Hollywood Tuna]

+ This chick really is beautiful [The Superficial]
+ Stays away from the drama, but not the makeup [Celebuzz]
+ Sophie Reade flashes her panties (semi-NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kate Bosworth…


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