Emily Deschanel is a zombie now . . . and the afternoon links

Emily Deschanel at the Bones 200th Episode Celebration at The Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles

+ Claire Danes’ butt in spandex [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Tetyanae Vryovkina in a nippy bikini (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Scott Stapp is fucking insane [The Blemish]
+ Wardrobe Malfunctions, a gallery [Celebslam]
+ Kappa Kappa…

Glad I don’t live in Montana . . .

Sad news about Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba leaving Katsuya restaurant in Brentwood

She’s now a zombie 🙁

Dammit she had the nicest ass, too. Oh well.

A little something for the ladies

Mick Jagger leaving Georges Fish Restaurant in London

Sad news for all you Mick Jagger fans out there (hi Grandma!): He’s now a zombie 🙁

Sad news about Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan leaving Bungalow 8 nightclub in London

She’s now a zombie 🙁

Damn you zombies! Why must you always take our drunk and unemployed best and brightest!

Sad news about Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck leaving the Renaissance hotel in Washington D.C.

He’s now a zombie 🙁