The Hilton sisters are classy
Surprising exactly no one, the Hilton sisters made a scene at the annual Playboy Mansion Halloween party. According to one witness, Paris danced on a table as her single, “Stars Are Blind,” played in the background. One annoyed witness summed up the reaction (mind you this is a person attending the Playboy Mansion Party not some MENSA convention): “The reaction is now always the same - her posse of sycophants surrounds her, cheering her, as most people groan–It is really getting old.” Nicky may have out-slutted Paris as she supposedly made out with a short guy (oh the horror!):
Nicky provided her own show on the dance floor, “being bent over backwards against the stage by a height-challenged young man as she wrapped a leg around his hip and they played tonsil hockey. She later spent an hour crawling under the tables (apparently) looking for a lost purse. When upright, she was stumbling all over . . . as she was fondled everywhere but the bottoms of her feet by the little ‘dance’ partner . . . She is handling her breakup with Kevin Connelly in a very mature and sophisticated manner - not!”
You just know that Halloween has to be the favorite time of the year for the Hilton sisters. It’s the one time of the year when their slutty outfits don’t stand out of the crowd. It reminds me of President’s Day. It’s the one day a year my George Washington costume doesn’t make me feel like a freak.
*curls up into a fetal position*
*and urinates
P.S. I didn’t know people were still punctuating sentences with the exclamation “Not!” I thought that phrase died along with Pogs and Trapper Keepers…
trapper keepers will never die.
I’ve never found Paris to be all that attractive, but Nikki sure got fucked in the distribution of looks.
Do they really have the same parents?