This chick with the big rack looks like Salma Hayek

November 13th, 2006

Salma Hayek HUGE cans

Here’s some pictures of Salma Hayek from her new TV show ‘Ugly Betty‘– though a better name would be ‘Holy Christ, look at Salma Hayek’s Massive Cans’. The only reason these pictures are newsworthy is….well….they’re actually not newsworthy at all. But who cares! Look at those sweater-puppies. I haven’t seen someone with funbags this huge since I spent last Saturday night photoshopping a screen-cap of DJ Tanner on Full House.

OK, OK, I admit I wrote this to see how many euphemisms for “breasts” I could work into one article. One more: ‘Jello on Springs’

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20 Comments on “This chick with the big rack looks like Salma Hayek”

  1. mike
    November 13th, 2006 at 10:38 am

    salma’s rack is actually gonna make me break down and watch ugly betty.

    http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

  2. denise
    November 13th, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    hmm is that really selma? I loved her in from dusk till dawn. The best scene (dance on table) I have ever seen from a woman

  3. Celebwaste
    November 14th, 2006 at 1:31 am

    I forgot my name.

  4. Lou
    November 20th, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    I think it’s time for those in Hollywood that create all the hype to realize that guys *LOVE* curves…not toothpicks.

  5. salma
    December 23rd, 2006 at 4:22 am

    Very interesting Post!
    I was wondering if your interested in visiting Salma Hayek’s New site!

  6. Salma Hayek Photos
    March 17th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    WOW , THats some nice cleavage there, lol. Hotter than Paris HIlton’s tape, lol.

  7. Haime
    April 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Wow, that’s a nice rack. Hey Lou, most “women with curves”, would describe the lovely Salma there as a “toothpick” with tits. Watch what you wish for.

  8. robert
    August 12th, 2007 at 2:34 am

    Any mans dream girl, any girls dream.To hot!

  9. zezo33
    October 11th, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    wow salma u r hoooot

  10. moustafa mosbah elsayd
    October 18th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    hi salma i love you i hope so see you salma
    i love you so match salma you very hot sexy salma
    i like every movies salma my love ***
    moustafa

  11. albas7a
    November 12th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    sexy

  12. Jmmy Dick Wang
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    She is 41 and makes all 20-somethings women look like chit. A friggin goddess.

    God I love hot vets.

  13. Jim
    November 21st, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Salma is no skinny chick with big boobs. The WOMAN has an incredible ass.

  14. eebeejay
    November 28th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    Salma is the most gorgeous Latin woman on the planet. I think the only woman who comes close is Roselyn Sanchez.

  15. D.
    January 17th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    God I love chicks like this, especially Salma Hayek. Shes so sexy. I would love to feel her hayeks. lol

  16. ruffian
    January 31st, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Hi! Salma I have been a great fan of urs,i love the way u act during sexy & lovemaking scene.

  17. Xavier Mathias
    March 16th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    hi,Salma nice to see your profile can you send your photo Galery to me..like to meet you shes veru sesy…cao

  18. saleem
    April 26th, 2008 at 2:33 am

    i want photoes

  19. rana qaisar
    July 14th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    mam i like your movies very much i pray god give you happiness and you always on the screen always be happy

  20. salma hayek fucker
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    i wanna keep ur boobs in my mouth…mmmmaaaaaa

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