This will probably backfire
Clay Aiken needs your help! The former American Idol runner-up is sick and tired of the rumors and speculation about his sex life being published in the tabloids. Naturally, he wants his fans to make up crazy shit about him (of course, it’s so obvious!). Clay recently wrote on his blog:
“Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story. Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/’doctoring’ program (like a Photoshop or a sound/video editor) to create your ‘evidence’! Maybe you have ‘pictures’ of me being ‘abducted by oversized turnips’ or ‘video’ of me ‘dancing with a three-legged gorilla.’ Be creative!” (Source)
Because when I think of Clay Aiken being involved in a scandal, “oversized turnips” and “three-legged gorillas” are what immediately comes to mind. But it’s usually in the context of “Wow Clay, I didn’t think you were flexible nor gay enough to do the three-legged gorilla” or “Holy shit, did you see where Clay Aiken stuffed that oversized turnip?” Cavity humor, it’s fantastic.
I love Clay Aiken!
mine would involve horse cock, llamas, midgets, walking on fire and Clay’s total lack of a gag reflex….
BLOGBLIGHT ALERT!
This blog is infested with blogblight: n. Malicious lies, half-truths, distortions and insinuations perpetuated mindlessly by bloggers publishing misinformation, photos or video from each others blogs, or the tabloids, with no thought to the veracity, authenticity or libelous nature of the content.
The blight bloggers range from professional journalists (who should know better) down to the celebrity gossip hacks. Similar blight occurs in the other news media (tabloids) as well, but is more pervasive on the internet because of the anonymity accorded many of those who perpetuate it.
Blogblight undermines one of the basic values of the internet, information sharing. Rather than seeing legitimate and accurate information, internet users see blogblight instead.
This blog also has a bad case of DumBlight.
Does anybody notice and wonder why only the gays go on and on about this? The gay bloggers are worse couch jumpers than Tom Cruise. Me thinks they protest too much.
In their minds…they want the whole world to turn GAY.
I LOVE CLAY AIKEN
whatever..