Tobey Maguire rolls deep

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While on a world tour promoting “the most expensive movie ever made,” Spiderman 3, star Tobey Maguire is sure to never to be alone–because he’s traveling with a party of 10. From the New York Post:

Maguire rolls with an entourage of 10, including his fiancĂ©e, Jennifer Meyer, their daughter, Ruby, and a personal chef who cooks him vegetarian meals. The star also requires “two cases of the water he likes, a rocking chair in his hotel bedroom, and a full-size refrigerator.” (Source)

Watch out hotels, resorts, and day-spas, Tobey Maguire’s on the loose with his 10-deep posse. It’s just like Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent–only instead of the stripper-orgies and Cristal baths, it’s more Dora the Explorer videos and mixed-green salads with fresh herbs. Plus 50 is way more gangsta than Tobey; I hear he sometimes travels with two vegetarian personal chefs.

UPDATE (Now with more assault!): Apparently I should have warned Tobey’s fans to watch out, too. Check out the video here to see what I’m talking about.

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3 Comments on “Tobey Maguire rolls deep”

  1. Full Bladder

    That Tobey Maguire is such a diva.

  2. Negatrice

    I one day read about this somewhere: pussyfication of America…
    … Damnit Tobey, take your SUV, hit a deer and eat it on the bumper, just like real men do.

  3. It’s like superman is a nerd as clark kent, and then he’s a superman. This dude is a queer idiot and then he’s a super queer idiot.

    P.S Nice inconspicuous haircut ‘peter’. Who makes these fuckin’ movies anyway.

    http://www.tooawesome.com

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