Tom and Katie are back!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were forced to cut their honeymoon short because of bad weather. The two, along with Baby Suri, were spending time aboard the Yacht Arctic P just outside of the Maldives:
[Suri] was looking very cute as she arrived with her mum and dad at Male International Airport in the Maldives. The family flew home in the early hours in Tom’s private Gulf Stream jet, where I’m sure they spent the journey planning another honeymoon.
Tom Cruise at Male International Airport? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s almost too perfect. It’s like Paris Hilton moving to a city named Whoreville. And who takes a baby on a honeymoon anyways? Honeymoons are supposed to be all about anal, liquor, crotchless panties, and anal.
Let’s just hope that Tom doesn’t take the rainy weather as a sign from the Scientology Gods that he has to ritually sacrifice Suri when he gets back to Los Angeles. That doesn’t make sense? Well neither does this, this, or this.
“Tom Cruise at Male International Airport? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s almost too perfect.”
Twenty bucks says cruise said the same damn thing.
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Why couldn’t Tom have pulled a D.B. Cooper?
C’mon, I was a history major. Your obscure references don’t fool me!
Maybe he didn’t have a parachute?
Nick
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